Realitology

“The Study of Reality”

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Finally, a reason to post
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I haven’t posted in a month because…well it’s a long story and might make a good post in itself someday. But the short answer is…I just don’t give a shit!

But finally I’ve been inspired and found something that I’d like to share with the world. This is the kind of thing that makes me proud to be an American…ME-WOW!

 

 


TV Can Give You The Life You’ve Always Wanted. We Promise.
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Why Actually Have A Life Of Your Own When It’s So Much Easier To Watch Other People Pretend To Have A Life For You?

That’s the beauty of television ladies and gentlemen. With television you don’t actually have to do anything. And isn’t that what we all really want anyway?

It is the birthright of every right-thinking American and citizen of the Western World to watch TV until their eyes fall out. (Or their brain fall out, whichever comes first.) In the tradition of rampant consumerism and more is never enough, we now give you the choice of hundreds of TV channels from which to choose…

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28 Channels Of Crap Or 250 Channels Of Crap. What’s a Man To Do?
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Let me preface this post by saying I am of the "Kill Your Television" opinion. In general, TV "makes you stupid and rots your brain" as my 5 year old nephew once said. He’s pretty much spot on. TV is one of the main reasons we’ve become overweight, passive, and under-thinking as a culture. It’s much easier to watch someone do something as opposed to actually doing it yourself.

Having said that, I’ve been faced with a dilemma this past week.

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Stay afraid. It's for your own good.
Signed,
Your Government





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