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Ding Dong Karl Rove Is Dead
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Yes, Karl "Mr. Divisive" Rove announced his resignation yesterday. But I’m sure rumors of his death have been greatly exaggerated.

When I heard this on the news yesterday the first thing that I thought was that he’s quitting the Bush team so that he can go work for whoever the republican front-runner turns out to be. I’d give even odds that happens.

Or it could be that he and the Bush team split up because it’s become obvious that his "divide and conquer" strategy is a victim of its own success. (Read:Failure.) They’ve divided people and turned them against each other so well that now they’re left with a whole lot of separate pissed-off groups of people and not a united party. Whoops!

You really have to pity poor Karl—a fat, Mr. Potato Head, weeble-lookin’, dweeb. You know he didn’t have any friends as a kid, and like so many powerless, and friendless kids like that, once they do get some power, watch out! It’s the mall rent-a-cop power-trip situation on steroids. No but seriously, as a human being I do pity Karl. Just look at him. Every time I see him I think of those creepy dancing baby videos. What a sad and lonely life he must have had. You know the only time he’s gettin’ any is when he pays for it. (Not that there’s anything wrong with payin for it.) There’s no doubt that growing up like that would have a tendency to make you hate people. (See antisocial personality disorder) It’s scary when those people get into power. Right Ken Lay?

But anywho..I’m sure we haven’t seen the last of ole’ Karl-baby. I’m sure his diabolical mind will soon inhabit the cranial cavity of another unsuspecting republican stooge. Or heck, maybe even a democratic one. Hey maybe he and James Carville could team up together. The freaky and ugly show. On Tour! (I’ll let you decide which one’s freaky and which one’s ugly.)

4 Responses to “Ding Dong Karl Rove Is Dead”

  1. Jen Clark, on August 14th, 2007 at 10:25 am, said:

    I don’t think he’s really leaving either. We need to keep an eye on him though because wherever he ends up, and whatever he ends up doing, we know it won’t be good.

  2. Realitology, on August 14th, 2007 at 11:03 am, said:

    We need to keep an eye on him though because wherever he ends up, and whatever he ends up doing, we know it won’t be good.

    yep

  3. fairlane, on August 15th, 2007 at 7:41 am, said:

    I was hoping when I heard that he’s “leaving” that he was returning to his home in Hell. No such luck.

  4. Realitology, on August 16th, 2007 at 10:44 am, said:

    I was hoping when I heard that he’s “leaving” that he was returning to his home in Hell.

    Satan may not want the competition.

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